Calgone Sözleri

On my way home

police car pulled me over

After they left, I puttered out of gas

triple-a came, but my card was expired!

I had to walk home, and of course

it rained half the time (half the time)

I tried to get some shut-eye

then I was abducted

they put cold things in my butt, BUTT, BUTT

they sampled a bit of my D.N.A.

they left me on top of my sheets

I dreamt I went potty

then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever

I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today

a little bit less than nothing would go my way

I woke up to toss my soiled sheets

the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe

it was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)

then I heard the voice say

"come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame

I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today

a little bit less than nothing would go my way

Thank goodness

for bathtubs and suds(?)

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas

let's assume I'm the guy

who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee

in actuality, I let the zetas probe me

yesterday was all my fault

I let negativity get the better of me

thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds

they temporarily set free this quandary

I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today

a little bit less than nothing would go my way

I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today

a little bit less than nothing would go my way