A Dog's Breakfast Sözleri

[Scientology (Dianetics)]

Listen to Ron Hubbard's son

"Dad was con-man number one

Through black magic dabbling

And drugs his books were born" *

Dianetics says I am

A reincarnated Thetan god

If I buy E-Meter

M.E.S.T. a-ok

L.R.H. says, "Jesus never

Reached potential grade" *

[The Watchtower (J.W.'s)]

Jehovah's Witness make the claim

"The only prophet of today"

But every prophecy was fake

And so they upped the date

As they read their bible wrong

John 1:1 "The Word was a god"

"Triune God is of Babylon

The Church is of the beast"

"144,001 and all that follow

Jonadabs that cannot go to Heaven"

I was fooled again

I had made up my mind

That truth comes in styles

I was fooled again

Wastin' my time

With life changing lies

[The New Age]

My^6 self I love so much

Because the New Age teaches me

"The source of good and secrets lie within"

If this present life ain't good

Astral to the past one dude

"You can make adjustments

In your linear time zone"

"God is you and you are God

So whatever you decide is right..." *

Right? [S. MacLaine]

[Mormonism (Latter-Day Saints)]

Joseph Smith a Mormon god

Murdered men, condemned of fraud

An angel gave him golden plates

Which no one ever saw

[Faith Movement]

K.C. says that "Christ was lost

Sign of Satan on the cross

Bore the Devil's nature

And was born again in Hell"

If you've got a little bod

"You can all become a god"

Benny hinders true conversion

"Christ is not within"

"I have faith in my own faith

Cause I'm a little god" [Hagin]

I was fooled again

A message from God

That was only a fraud

I was fooled again

Truth and joy was inside

But it's only in Christ

I was fooled again

By a spiritual force

That had disguised its source

I was fooled again

By the Lord's latest mail

But a novel from Hell

[*Paraphrase]